The poor bastard…what a way to go…
From The London Daily Telegraph, Matt Roper reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to the Drudge Report]:
A Brazilian man died after a cow fell through his roof on top of him as he was in bed.
Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil.
The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple’s house, which backs onto a steep hill on Wednesday night.
The corrugated roof immediately gave way and the one-and-a-half-ton animal fell eight feet onto Mr de Souza’s side of the bed.
His wife, and the cow, both reportedly escaped unharmed.
When the logic proclaimed in Justice Anthony Kennedy’s ’gay marriage’ case is taken to it’s logical end in a few years, the widow and the cow will be able to ‘marry’.
Which raises the question: is Investigative Discovery looking into this case???
