You would think the Old Bolshevik would be, wouldn’t you?…But nooooooooo…
From The Midwest Conservative Journal, we learn [tip of the fedora to Lord Paco]:
The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
TCOTS News [‘We Report, You Deride’™] has learned, however, that the World’s Oldest Joke is actually much, much older.
One of souses reports that the following is, indeed, the oldest joke evah:
Amoeba: ‘Take my cell…please!‘.
RELATED: The First Nag was in The Garden Of Eden and look what happened.
RELATED: My cousin, Murray.
I’ll be here in the Primordial Ooze Lounge thru Friday. Try the veal — it’s the best in the city.
PS: If you’re not visiting Paco Enterprises often, you’re not being fully informed and entertained.
